داستانک تاپیک داستان انگلیسی + ترجمه|کاربران نگاه

H_Hannaneh_Zadeh · 2016/08/20

Captain & fisherman

The cautious captain of a small ship had to go along a coast with which he was unfamiliar , so he tried to find a qualified pilot to guide him. He went ashore in one of the small ports where his ship stopped, and a local fisherman pretended that he was one because he needed some money. The captain took him on board and let him tell him where to steer the ship.

After half an hour the captain began to suspect that the fisherman did not really know what he was doing or where he was going so he said to him,' are you sure you are a qualified pilot?

'Oh, yes' answered the fisherman .'I know every rock on this part of the coast.'Suddenly there was a terrible tearing sound from under the ship.

At once the fisherman added," and that's one of them."

ناخدا و ماهيگير

ناخداي هوشيار يك كشتي كوچك مجبور بود در امتداد ساحل دريايي كه نميشناخت حركت كند...بنابر اين او تلاش كرد تا يك ناخداي اشنا به انجا را پيدا كند.او كنار يكي از بندرهاي كوچكي كه كشتي اش توقف كرد ايستاد ويك ماهيگير محلي چون به پول احتياج داشت طوري وانمود كرد كه يك راننده كشتي ماهر است.ناخدا او را سوار كرد و به او اجازه داد تا بگويد كشتي را به كجا براند.بعد از نيم ساعت ناخدا گمان كرد كه ماهيگير نميداند كه واقعا كجا ميرود پس به او گفت: "تو مطمئني ناخداي ماهر هستي؟"

ماهيگير جواب داد: بله.....من همه سنگهاي بندر را از كناردريا ميشناسم..ناگهان صداي پاره شدن از زير كشتي امد. سرانجام ماهيگير افزود:"اين هم يكي از همان سنگها بود"

"با يك تشكر خشك و خالي من را در قرار دادن هر چه زودتر داستانها تشويق كنيد"

H_Hannaneh_Zadeh · 2016/08/20

The Old man And whisky
Harry did not stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry
jumped out and went to it. There was an old man in the car. He was very frightened and said to
Harry, "what are you doing? You nearly killed me.!"
"yes" Harry answered, "I'm very sorry." He took a bottle out of his car and said ,"Drink some of
this. then you'll feel better." He gave the man some whisky, and the man drank it ,but then he
shouted again, "you nearly killed me!"
Harry gave him the bottle again, and the old man drank a lot of the whisky. Then he smiled and
said to Harry ,"Thank you .I feel much better now .but why aren't you drinking?"
"oh, well" Harry answered ,"I don’t want any whisky now. I'm going to sit here and wait for the police."

"پيرمرد و ويسكي"

هري وقتي چراغ قرمز شد ماشينش را نگه نداشت و با ماشين ديگري برخورد كرد. هري سريع به بيرون از ماشين پريد و پيش راننده ان ماشين رفت.

داخل ماشين يك پيرمرد بود كه خيلي ترسيده بود . به هري گفت چكار ميكني؟ نزديك بود منو بكشي!

هري جواب داد: بله..من متاسفم. او يك بطري از داخل ماشينش اورد و گفت: كمي از اين بنوش حالت را بهتر ميكند.

او مقداري ويسكي به ان مرد داد و پير مرد بعد از نوشيدن مقداري از ان دوباره فرياد زد:نزديك بود تو منو بكشي!

هري يك بطري ديگر هم به پيرمرد داد و پيرمرد هم مقدار زيادي از انرا نوشيد ولبخندي زد و به هري گفت: متشكرم احساس ميكنم بهتر شدم تو چرا نمينوشي؟

هري جواب داد: صحيح(حالاشد). من الان هيچ نوشيدني نميخوام. الان قصد دارم بروم انجا بنشينم و منتظر پليس بمانم.

Zynb_da · 2016/08/27

Last week I went to the theater, the play was very interesting. I didn’t enjoy it! A couple was sitting behind me, talking loudly. I couldn’t hear the actors; so I looked at them angrily. They didn’t pay any attention.
“I can’t hear a word” I said angrily.” it’s none of your business,” he said.” this is a private conversation!”

هفته قبل به تئاتر رفتم. نمایش بسیار جذاب بود.من از آن لـ*ـذت نبردم.زوجی پشت سر من نشسته بودند و با صدای بلند صحبت می کردند.من نمی توانستم صدای بازیگران را بشنوم،بنابراین با عصبانیت به آنها نگاهی انداختم.آنها توجهی نکردند.با عصبانیت گفتم:”من یک کلمه نمی توانم بشنوم”.مرد گفت:”به تو ربطی ندارد.این یک گفتگوی خصوصی است

Zynb_da · 2016/08/27

THE HORSE RIDING

Jimmy was a very fat boy. He always used to be sad because of his obesity. So, he decided to consult a doctor. He said to the doctor, “How can I reduce my weight? Everybody teases me at the school.”

The doctor advised him to exercise daily. After few days, he again went to the doctor and complained that despite of exercising, he couldn’t reduce his weight rather, putting on weight.

The doctor asked him what exercise he was doing. Jimmy replied, “I go for horse riding everyday. The result is that I gained weight while the horse lostweight.”

The doctor laughed and showed him how to exercise.

داستان کوتاه خنده دار اسب سواری

پسری بود به اسم جیمی که چاق بود. او همیشه به خاطر اینکه چاق بود، ناراحت بود و برای همین تصمیم گرفت که پیش دکتر برود.

جیمی به دکتر گفت :

من چه طوری می توانم لاغر شوم؟ همه بچه ها در مدرسه من را به خاطر چاقی مسخره می کنند.

دکتر به جیمی سفارش کرد که هر روز ورزش کند.

بعد از چند روز جیمی دوباره پیش دکتر رفت و گفت با اینکه هر روز ورزش می کنم ولی نه تنها لاغر نشدم ، بلکه چاق تر هم شدم!

دکتر سوال کرد:

چه جور ورزشی می کنی؟

جیمی جواب داد:

من هر روز اسب سواری می کنم، ولی من چاق تر شدم و اسبم لاغرتر شده!

دکتر خندید و به جیمی یاد داد چه طوری ورزش کند.

نادیا.زارع · 2016/10/03

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پسری بود به اسم جیمی که چاق بود. او همیشه به خاطر اینکه چاق بود، ناراحت بود و برای همین تصمیم گرفت که پیش دکتر برود.